Wise Sayings from the World of Aloha Pa

Imparting Knowledge and Wisdom

with one liners in a way that only a Dad can.

  1. I’m so full from dinner that you could strap a rocket on me and fly back home.
  2. If you keep your head when everyone else around you losses theirs you will be the only one left in the room with a head.
  3. If you throw enough dirty underwear against the wall, one of them is bound to stick. ( which is proof that some ideas are better left unsaid )
  4. Close the Freezer door, your letting all the penguins out!
  5. It wasn’t me, it was the Monkey ( Excuse for every situation )
  6. Do you hear that noise on the roof, its an elephant ( told while driving in a car )
  7. If you are going to do a Job its worth doing it well, otherwise its not worth doing the Job.
  8. It’s better to have two birds in your hand then one over your head.
  9. Don’t sweep the dirt under the couch, the dust bunnies are fat enough already.
  10. Don’t splash in the puddles your gonna get us wet and if you get Mom wet I’m gonna splash you in the head! ( multi-use saying in that it works for anything kids do ie. trip, throw, shoot, fire… )
  11. If you need a shoulder to cry on I’ll pull over to the side of the road.
  12. Your off your Rocker.
  13. That’s not a light at the end of the tunnel, its a speeding freight train with your name on it.
  14. He’s a chip off the old Blockhead.
  15. If it looks like a Duck and quacks like a Duck then its  Duck ( don’t make things so complicated )
  16. Let sleeping dogs lie there so we can enjoy the peace and quiet.
  17. Trust me, I know what I’m doing!
  18. It will look better in the morning, sleep good and don’t worry. Tomorrow is a another day to get it right.  ( repeat over as many days as it takes )
  19. Before you say a thing, walk a mile in my shoes. Then I won’t be able to hear you.
  20. It’s a long road to ho, except we use weed eaters now and can’t never unclog the string.  Which brings us back to how long that road is again.
  21. Don’t go away mad, just go away.
  22. When asked about when something is going to be done that you don’t want to do, the answer is always “Tomorrow” – repeat each day and for as many days as it takes until they stop asking.
  23. Fair, Fair! that’s that thing that comes around once a year with the clowns, rides and smelly cows. That’s the only time things are Fair around here!
  24. I’m not making you dinner; McDonald’s is making you dinner. Lets go kids!
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